View Full Version : Need tips/suggestions on cake.
Mattress
07-09-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm going to bake a cake.
For lifetime VIP.
This cake must be awesome.
Awesome awesome.
So, i'm 15, and might be able to get my family to appear.
I need suggestions and tips on how to make sure I get lifetime.
Awesome suggestions.
core2duo
07-09-2009, 02:28 PM
make it unique and add alot of extra embarasing shit
I'm going to bake a cake.
For lifetime VIP.
This cake must be awesome.
Awesome awesome.
So, i'm 15, and might be able to get my family to appear.
I need suggestions and tips on how to make sure I get lifetime.
Awesome suggestions.
Family, friends, dog, fat cats, the more of the embarrassment, the better the chances.
alumni
07-09-2009, 02:36 PM
Follow the instructions ea gave you on what specifically you need. Once you have a list of the needs of ea, its time for the wants. The wants are completely up to you so be as creative and daring as possible. This isnt like getting into an ivy league although their probably are alot of participants.
You have a good chance, good luck.
xhackingnewbie007x
07-09-2009, 02:45 PM
i heard it was a good idea to PM billymays so you can find out exactly what you need to do...
look at other entrants and see what they did, and see if it was successful or not
gl :D
Mattress
07-09-2009, 02:47 PM
pirate101's video looks good.
Does anyone have any requests?
(Request from BillyMays = deliver)
alumni
07-09-2009, 02:49 PM
im a professional cake baker, pm me and ill make sure your cake smells up to par.
Mattress
07-09-2009, 03:02 PM
wat;107504']Have your penis sticking out of the cake.
CP.
Will try and get a fake edible one.
grrFace
07-09-2009, 03:06 PM
Oh the greatness.
Mattress
07-09-2009, 03:08 PM
When he gets up tomorrow, I'll show him your post.
He might do it, very unlikely.
alumni
07-09-2009, 03:40 PM
let me know what his response is lol
satansonion
07-09-2009, 04:50 PM
When he gets up tomorrow, I'll show him your post.
He might do it, very unlikely.
make sure he wears a party hat
Get your mum to flash her tits and have a flag saying "My mother is a milf!" sticking out from the middle of the cake
Edit: i only used 2 posts and it said i've had 3!
alumni
07-09-2009, 05:54 PM
xtc thats pretty nasty.
CamperBoots
07-09-2009, 06:09 PM
Post a picture of your sexy sister naked on the cake!
raymond
07-09-2009, 06:55 PM
wat;107504']Have your penis sticking out of the cake.
took the words of my mouth
gotdank
07-09-2009, 07:07 PM
make one of these cakes
Cake #1 ADULTS ONLY 18+ (http://www.nookyseroticbakery.com/images/studly.jpg)
Cake #2 ADULTS ONLY 18+ (http://www.nookyseroticbakery.com/images/beefcake.jpg)
Shackles
07-09-2009, 08:28 PM
yo i'll glady send you naked pic's of myself to use as a cake center piece, just lmk babycakes
Mattress
07-10-2009, 12:31 AM
let me know what his response is lol
He gave me a funny look.
Asked me what was I thinking.
CamperBoots, my sister is 6, she'll be in the video, but not naked.
GotDank, thanks for those pics, I'm so making the second one.
He gave me a funny look.
Asked me what was I thinking.
CamperBoots, my sister is 6, she'll be in the video, but not naked.
GotDank, thanks for those pics, I'm so making the second one.
Get your mother in like i said. Aslong as she is a milf get her to flash her tits.
Possible win,
Will read again!
Mattress
07-10-2009, 02:16 PM
So far
- Whole family will appear.
- I'll use a theme, and will dress like a tard.
- Penis cake: Fun with squirty cream part 1.
And my mum won't flash her tits, she said something about shove it up your ass.
I may be baking it tomorrow.
NEED MOAR (sensible yet lolworthy) SUGGESTIONS.
So far
- Whole family will appear.
- I'll use a theme, and will dress like a tard.
- Penis cake: Fun with squirty cream part 1.
And my mum won't flash her tits, she said something about shove it up your ass.
I may be baking it tomorrow.
NEED MOAR (sensible yet lolworthy) SUGGESTIONS.
Do it in a tent.
ToxicDK
07-10-2009, 02:58 PM
Bend down, put "bryan owns my ass" on ur ass.
Then put the penis cake next to ur ass, wear a dildo hat. Put white shit on ur face. Idk
lol
core2duo
07-10-2009, 03:18 PM
Bend down, put "bryan owns my ass" on ur ass.
Then put the penis cake next to ur ass, wear a dildo hat. Put white shit on ur face. Idk
lol
then i can use that to lmao.
I'm sorry but it seems a bit weird with the cake thing and getting your whole family in and the penis thing and the whole idea of the cake thing just makes me think your family is kinda inbred.
"And my mum won't flash her tits, she said something about shove it up your ass."
That was kinda weird who would even ask their mum to flash her tits? rifk
I'm sorry but noone can ever beat sir Altman, that guy was pure genious.
im cool
07-10-2009, 03:57 PM
Bryan Kuss = core2duo
Good luck on your cake.
xhackingnewbie007x
07-10-2009, 04:12 PM
I'm sorry but it seems a bit weird with the cake thing and getting your whole family in and the penis thing and the whole idea of the cake thing just makes me think your family is kinda inbred.
"And my mum won't flash her tits, she said something about shove it up your ass."
That was kinda weird who would even ask their mum to flash her tits? rifk
I'm sorry but noone can ever beat sir Altman, that guy was pure genious.
thats why cousins dont marry and have kids
Mattress
07-10-2009, 11:39 PM
I'll do the Bryan thing :)
And yeah, my family is kinda weird.
But i'm going for LIFETIME.
Jearry01
07-10-2009, 11:49 PM
be on the toilet while eating it with any pets/ family members wearing partyhats with your pants mostly down but your shirt covering all the bad stuff
be on the toilet while eating it with any pets/ family members wearing partyhats with your pants mostly down but your shirt covering all the bad stuff
No such thing as "bad stuff" when it comes to a cake picture.
Mattress
07-11-2009, 12:08 AM
That'd be hella weird, and not lulworthy.
Remember, YT doesn't allow dicks. :D
I might literally rape the cake though.
Jearry01
07-11-2009, 02:16 AM
-snip-
my stupid post was stupid :o
Mattress
07-12-2009, 01:54 AM
Where can I find Altman's video?
Where can I find Altman's video?
I believe he deleted it.
I'm not quite sure
Mattress
07-12-2009, 11:36 AM
Dam, I'll go look on Youtube.
May be a change of tactic with cake.
Just bake the fucking cake already...
Mattress
07-12-2009, 02:36 PM
I need a Darth Vader costume.
Star Wars: Return of the baker.
Helldvr
07-12-2009, 04:39 PM
Nothing here is funny.
Bake the cake: you loose.
Cut sL. owns you into your arms to the point where you almost need stiches and i might buy it for you.
Mattress
07-13-2009, 01:31 AM
Cut sL. owns you into your arms to the point where you almost need stiches and i might buy it for you.
Haha, sure!
I'm using this week to gather everything. Will bake at weekend.
ToxicDK
07-13-2009, 02:32 AM
Haha, sure!
I'm using this week to gather everything. Will bake at weekend.
Do what I said.
It's a 99% Win 1% Fail.
Hopefully you don't lie and say it was your sisters boyfriend.
...Clown...
wut
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