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clowN
06-21-2009, 02:19 AM
Is your lack of Counter-Strike skills getting you owned in CS:S every night? You can only blame it on lag, lousy hitboxes, or "the phone" so many times before you either admit you suck and do something about it, or become plagued with Terminally Owned Operating Lethargy (TOOL). A terrible affliction that permanently scars your ability to operate a video game properly after being owned for too many years. If you're serious about preventing TOOL, read on.

How to Not Die
Not dying is a critical component of living. In order to not die in CS:S, you have to employ a subtle combination of skills, skills, and skills. Or hacks, but if you hack you obviously don't care about skills. Let's move on.

Below I have outlined some of the most common techniques employed to prevent death.

::Take a deep breath and loosen up the death grip on your mouse. The more tense you are, the more mistakes you're going to make and the more susceptible you are to "the shakes".
::Take your time. Don't run around every corner at top speed. Try walking, and paying attention to your teammates.
Listen. If your speakers suck, get some headphones and use them. If you aren't listening around every single corner, you're already dead.
::If your under assault, don't run for cover unless there is actually cover nearby. If you have to move more than five feet, any player with skills is going to shut you down. It's better to face your enemy, and take them down with one clean, well aimed shot to the head.
::Employ strafing. Strafing gives the enemy a moving target without removing your focal point from the enemy. Remember to stop and shoot, and time around the enemies fire.



How to Kill

In addition to not dying, experts agree that in order to possess true Counter Strike Skills one must not only not die, but also subject others to death. In other words, you need to waste your enemy efficiently and taking as little damage to yourself as possible in the process.

The following strategies have led to the successful death of many counter strike players, skilled and otherwise.

::Head shots. Head shots, head shots head shots. Head shots. Got it? The next time somebody empties half a clip into an enemy's left foot and then whines about the injustice when they only did 43 damage gets slapped. Don't even both aiming below the neck unless it's your only shot available.
::Don't run and shoot. In Counter-Strike, one or two good shots from any decent gun will lay out your enemy, so it's often best to stand your ground and take the best shot you can. Strafe is incredibly useful when under assault, but use it wisely.
::Time your attacks. If you know your enemy is reloading, recovering from switching weapons or throwing a nade, or doing anything else that will have them distracted for a momeny, take advantage. A charge can be an effective maneuver if there is only one enemy and you have the upper hand.
::Use flashes wisely. If you flash, make it count. Remember that the enemy is probably going to see it coming from a mile away if you just heave it out into the open. If you're throwing around a corner or through a doorway, time it so the flash bursts on entry and doesn't give them a chance to react.



Teamplay

Being a good team player is incredibly important if you want to win consistently, and enjoy Counter-Strike to its fullest. Let the following basics be a guide for you in becoming the best team player that you can.

::Listen to your teammates. If someone requests help, don't run the other way.
::Watch your teammates. Know where they are. You don't have to plan and calculate every move if you pay attention to "body language". If your temmate is reloading and open to fire, cover his ass. And hopefully he/she will do the same for you.
::Use momentum. If your team is getting pounded every round, it's time to take advantage of the one thing you do have - numbers. A good hard rush into the enemy base can be an incredibly effective tool in turning the tides of a match. In order to work though, you need everybody in on it and you don't stop halfway - just move!. There are sacrifices to be made, but they will be worth it.



Buying Weapons, etc.

I see so many players that jump into a match and immediately spend all their money on the most powerful weapon they can. Flashes, nades, smoke, armor, kits, nightvision, and anything else they can afford.

There are a few things wrong with this picture. First of all, if you just joined you have no idea what type of enemy you're up against. You might find youself wishing you bought a Scout instead of that M4. Secondly, for many of us the first few matches we're in "warmup" mode and the chances of dying and wasting all that cash increase quite a bit.

So, to wrap this up let me share a few buying tips that might help you become a better CS:S player.

::If you're broke, save your money and get a powerful pistol. You can probably grab a gun off the ground anyway, and using a pistol now and then keeps your aim honed.
::Only buy nades/flashes/smoke if you plan on using them. Furthermore, only buy them if you plan on using them and will actually get a chance to use them. If you're dying before you use your inventory, you're wasting money.
::It's often good to let the few front runners buy the flashes, and everyone else pick up a nade and maybe some smoke. The flashes are most effective for rushing/breaking a point.
::Mix it up a little. Everyone has their favorites, but using different guns keeps your skills in check and you will be prepared the next time you have no weapon and pick up some peashooter off the ground!

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NOTE: I IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS GUIDE FOR UR NUBZ0RN3SS.
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Source: Can not give. It's a public community in which sells private hacks, so I will not give link. (Don't pm me. Their hacks fkn suck terribly...)
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~clowN

vmartin
06-21-2009, 02:47 AM
Someone was bored...

Un!X
06-21-2009, 02:47 AM
clowN pro tip: pull down when you spray, helps control the recoil

clowN
06-21-2009, 02:53 AM
Someone was bored...

You could tell???

clown pro tip: Pull down when you spray, helps control the recoil

nowai. Just turn norecoil on.

sL.
06-21-2009, 03:24 AM
Arnt you the guy that photoshopped the old portal and is trying to sell it?

KVG 91
06-21-2009, 07:23 AM
Arnt you the guy that photoshopped the old portal and is trying to sell it?

wow that was new :D

xtc
06-21-2009, 08:10 AM
Arnt you the guy that photoshopped the old portal and is trying to sell it?

No, he's mr. cake baker.

devour!
06-21-2009, 09:37 AM
Or you could get EA

LoveGenie
06-21-2009, 09:44 AM
wat;104113']He's mr. FAT cake baker who lied and didn't get anything. Get it right :>.

Hahahahahaahahaha.

xtc
06-21-2009, 10:19 AM
wat;104113']He's mr. FAT cake baker who lied and didn't get anything. Get it right :>.

I was being nice, don't be too harsh on mr. cake eater.

HEY GUYS IT WAS REALLY MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND. Yeh right pfft..

clowN
06-21-2009, 10:26 AM
I like how this has nothing to do with OP (:

djanon
06-21-2009, 10:28 AM
OP = Original Poster. So yeah it does.

Check for yourself if you don't believe me...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OP

ToxicDK
06-21-2009, 12:13 PM
Well if you didn't lie then you wouldn't be getting called fat ass ect in every stupid thread you make.


Arnt you the guy that photoshopped the old portal and is trying to sell it?

And whats this I hear he is selling a photoshoped portal LOL?

clowN
06-21-2009, 12:49 PM
Well if you didn't lie then you wouldn't be getting called fat ass ect in every stupid thread you make.




And whats this I hear he is selling a photoshoped portal LOL?

1.) True

2.) I just did it as a temp thing for the website. I'm working on a different one as we speak.

sL.
06-21-2009, 12:55 PM
Props toCore2duo for the pic.

http://i41.tinypic.com/imms5u.jpg

djanon
06-21-2009, 01:10 PM
Cyber Innovation right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuF8N9cJIqw

Thanks. Just to let other users know, I update my codes everyday and i've been using my own hack since 2006 and have not been vac banned once. I have multiple VAC banned accounts from other VIP sites like EnhancedAim, FPSCheats, ProjectMonster and ArtificialAiming. They all got cracked and detected. My loader has not yet been cracked. There are only a select few who have my hack and those are beta testers.

Wanna explain that?

vmartin
06-21-2009, 01:23 PM
wat;104140']+b on fatty plz

Gotta hate 5 star trolls..

ToxicDK
06-21-2009, 01:35 PM
I agree to wat.

Funny how the hack is exactly like EA.

djanon
06-21-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.3rdinfantry.net/

wut

Deception
06-21-2009, 01:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuF8N9cJIqw&hd=1

Kind of funny how the esp is exactly the same as EA's like ToxicDK mentioned.

inb4ban

core2duo
06-21-2009, 01:46 PM
Props toCore2duo for the pic.

http://i41.tinypic.com/imms5u.jpg

ahahaaaaaaaaaaa u posted it <3

what a fail site

sL.
06-21-2009, 01:46 PM
This guys digs himself into a shithole everytime he makes a thread.

ToxicDK
06-21-2009, 01:52 PM
LOL It's just so rediculous on how he has EA injected the whole time in that video lawl.

Nick you know your in4aban

Also pretty much the whole site is a image lawl

I wonder what his excuse is now

sL.
06-21-2009, 01:54 PM
*Waits for excuse from him saying he made it for his half sisters cousins boyfriend*


Lol read this

As a former VALVe employee,
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4338/32562064.png

Syx
06-21-2009, 03:16 PM
He uses EA and still dies a lot and doesn't bother to edit it out. (see the "rage" portion of his video rofl)

What the hell is with the gun switching hands like non stop, is that some kind of cool new things the kids are doing these days? or is it just fat fucks with fat cats?

Shitty.

mpollywolly
06-21-2009, 04:10 PM
A guy trying to scam people with a photoshopped portal...hmmm..Why is he not banned?

core2duo
06-21-2009, 04:20 PM
*Waits for excuse from him saying he made it for his half sisters cousins boyfriend*


Lol read this


http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4338/32562064.png

the closest thing he is to a valve employee is GABE NEWELL LOL

FATNESS

turtles
06-21-2009, 04:26 PM
too long, didn't read.

Syx
06-21-2009, 04:38 PM
Guys, he has nospread that nobody ever saw before. I just saw it like a millisecond ago and probably every other VIP here has seen.

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:38 PM
why are you guys posting other sites on here and i think the website looks good it's nicer than this one "no offence" that site is staright to the point.

sL.
06-21-2009, 06:42 PM
why are you guys posting other sites on here and i think the website looks good it's nicer than this one "no offence" that site is staright to the point.

Cant tell if serious

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:43 PM
very serious it is a good layed out site whats wrong with it

Deception
06-21-2009, 06:43 PM
why are you guys posting other sites on here and i think the website looks good it's nicer than this one "no offence" that site is staright to the point.

very serious it is a good layed out site whats wrong with it


http://i42.tinypic.com/9i4tug.jpgtencharacters

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:44 PM
oh your cool man he didnt steal the loader stealing would be using and selling it to make money he ahsnt done that yet. he will have his own laoder

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:44 PM
oh your cool man he didnt steal the loader stealing would be using and selling it to make money he ahsnt done that yet. he will have his own laoder

And my balls smell like mangos

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:45 PM
LOL balls smell like mangos

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:46 PM
LOL balls smell like mangos

Sir, you're bias, gtfo.

sL.
06-21-2009, 06:47 PM
oh your cool man he didnt steal the loader stealing would be using and selling it to make money he ahsnt done that yet. he will have his own laoder

hmm sure sounds like u know alot about it. Let me guess you are a part of it?

gotdank
06-21-2009, 06:47 PM
lol tayman seems like you know a bit aobut this

funny shit

ugly ass site whoever did that has 0 web dev experience

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:48 PM
maybe but stop flaming about this. you guys are blowing this out of proprtion I love EA it is a great community just drop it

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:48 PM
lol tayman seems like you know a bit aobut this

funny shit

ugly ass site whoever did that has 0 web dev experience

http://images5.cafepress.com/product/377772155v2_350x350_Front_Color-Black.jpg

TayMan25
06-21-2009, 06:49 PM
lol tayman seems like you know a bit aobut this

funny shit

ugly ass site whoever did that has 0 web dev experience

thanks man appreciate it. just drop this post it is pointless you guys just like to flame for no reason

Deception
06-21-2009, 06:51 PM
maybe but stop flaming about this. you guys are blowing this out of proprtion I love EA it is a great community just drop it

Yeah guys. Stop flaming this guy for using EA and claiming it as his own.

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:52 PM
Yeah guys. Stop flaming this guy for using EA and claiming it as his own.

I heard you're good at this game.

djanon
06-21-2009, 06:54 PM
lol tayman seems like you know a bit aobut this

funny shit

ugly ass site whoever did that has 0 web dev experience
Quoted for truth.

logocss
06-21-2009, 06:55 PM
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9939/loaderjps.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/loaderjps.jpg/) http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/loaderjps.jpg/1/w250.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img268/loaderjps.jpg/1/)

heard it from someone that this is what they're using.

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:56 PM
[img=http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9939/loaderjps.th.jpg] (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/loaderjps.jpg/)

heard it from someone this is what they're using.

LAWLS

10char

djanon
06-21-2009, 06:56 PM
Is that for iPhone?

Syx
06-21-2009, 06:57 PM
Is that for iPhone?

No sir. iPod Touch.

devour!
06-21-2009, 06:57 PM
Is that for iPhone?


Stolen obv ):

logocss
06-21-2009, 06:58 PM
lol not quite sure but I've been told that it IS compatible with iPhone 3G models.

logocss
06-21-2009, 07:05 PM
wat;104246']What about the 3Gs?

currently beta testing for that.

Will be released sometime in november to all Verizon, and AT&T LG models